Cuddl3f!$H - Confessions of a Former Diva

orangutan-tittys:

scottbalf:

ignoranthipster:

Disney gender swaps by Sakimi Chan

I am all kinds of turned on at Cruella and Esmeralda.

Cruella tho

officialunitedstates:

introverts:  give their teacher an apple

extroverts:  smash the classroom walls in, break the clock, don’t salute the flag

#extrovertshaming

rapunzelie:

humansofnewyork:

"I’m studying to be a librarian."
"What’s the sexiest part about being a librarian?"
"I’d say the width of our knowledge. The rest of academia seems to have a rather specific focal point, whereas librarians need to know enough to serve as a guide for researchers of every discipline."

why would you ask what the sexiest part about being a librarian is

rapunzelie:

humansofnewyork:

"I’m studying to be a librarian."

"What’s the sexiest part about being a librarian?"

"I’d say the width of our knowledge. The rest of academia seems to have a rather specific focal point, whereas librarians need to know enough to serve as a guide for researchers of every discipline."

why would you ask what the sexiest part about being a librarian is

doctor-doughnut:

Out of context motivational Joffrey

doctor-doughnut:

Out of context motivational Joffrey

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

jellysnack:

Australian cast of The Lion King sings on a plane.  Because actors are nerds no matter where they are.

mauramcbadass:

This is Sansational.

slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

Reblogging because I lost my shit on that last line