The fuck is this mod?
guys omg I’m so embarrassed there’s this chubby white trash family that lives down the street from me and as I was walking my dog I heard all this screaming and crashing so I ran home to call 911…and moments later I see this woman and her kid leave the house and OMG IT WAS JUST A PLAYDATE SO I CALLED THE COPS BACK SAYING ‘SORRY FALSE ALARM I SHOULDN’T RACIALLY PROFILE LIKE THAT’
Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
where is it
Reblogging in hopes of seeing the notes
Excuse me while I draw cuties having safe, consensual sex :>
no no no no I love this so much
And Wash’s jaw hit the floor.
“(…) But I don’t know, maybe Throbb just because I miss him so much. It’s so sad, him being away. (…)”
|—||Alfie Allen (x)|
IF ANYONE EVER TELLS YOU THAT SUCKER PUNCH IS AIMLESS ALMOST-PORN FOR NERD BOYS YOU PUNCH THEM RIGHT IN THE THROAT BECAUSE THAT IS THE FURTHEST FROM THE TRUTH. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS GODDAMN MOVIE.
THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING SELF-EMPOWERING, SO MIND-TWISTING WITH LAYERS AND LAYERS OF SETTING UNTIL YOU’RE LOST TO WHAT’S REAL AND WHAT’S FAKE. THESE GIRLS WHO ARE BEING PROSTITUTED AGAINST THEIR WILL FIGHT TO TAKE BACK THEIR BODIES THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN AND THEY WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THEY’RE FREE.
THE MUSIC IN THIS MOVIE MAKES YOU WANT TO SLAY A PLANET OF ZOMBIES AND KICK-ASS BOOTS AND SEQUINED SKIRTS BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT’S ABOUT. THESE GIRLS FUCKING DESTROY EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATHS IN MINI-SKIRTS THAT THEY KNOW THEY LOOK MORE BADASS THAN DEAN WINCHESTER IN AND THEY USE IT TO THEIR FUCKING ADVANTAGE AND IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE COOLEST SHIT I HOPE YOU HAVE TO RUN ACROSS A FIELD OF LEGOS AND PICK OUT EVERY SINGLE WHITE TWO-PIECE YOU LITTLE SHIT
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.