JUST FUCKING LISTEN.
THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT
reblog so others can hear it!
Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.
*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh … *love
President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal
If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian
straight boys dress like randomised sims
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
this will always be my favorite
Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough
Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.
"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."
What hurts the most was being so close
and having so much to say and watching you walk away
and never knowing what could’ve been
and not seeing that loving you is what I was trying to do.
pour one out to the neopets we left for dead
Oh my god
oh hey look a locket from when I was little!
i wonder whats inside i-