that awkward moment when you take so long to poop that you’re afraid you’ll be late for work
Take my advice, date someone who liked Digimon better than Pokemon as a kid.
Digimon was all about having one great partner was versatile and was with you until the very end.
Pokemon was all about “I’mma get all the bitches and Flex better than anybody.”
When you wonder why ya nigga cheat stop and ask yourself.
Like ya’ll think I’m playing,
But I’m 3000% dead ass
A younger Theon embarrassing Robb and Kyra being a tavern wench because why not.
His and Her Royal Highness
Is this real?
No, it’s a mass hallucination on the part of American children of the ’90s.
(Or a 1995 made-for-TV version of Rogers & Hammerstein’s Cinderella, if you prefer.)
This was the best.
this is the only version of cinderella that matters
The proper response to street harassment
and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate
when my mum scolds me
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