Cuddl3f!$H - Confessions of a Former Diva

that awkward moment when you take so long to poop that you’re afraid you’ll be late for work

raianxionsin:

raianxionsin:

Take my advice, date someone who liked Digimon better than Pokemon as a kid.

Digimon was all about having one great partner was versatile and was with you until the very end.

Pokemon was all about “I’mma get all the bitches and Flex better than anybody.”

When you wonder why ya nigga cheat stop and ask yourself.

Like ya’ll think I’m playing,

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But I’m 3000% dead ass

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keptrefler:

A younger Theon embarrassing Robb and Kyra being a tavern wench because why not.

keptrefler:

A younger Theon embarrassing Robb and Kyra being a tavern wench because why not.

14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

peppapigvevo:

coconuttygrey:

literaryreference:

equivocationandredherring:

His and Her Royal Highness

Is this real?  

No, it’s a mass hallucination on the part of American children of the ’90s.

(Or a 1995 made-for-TV version of Rogers & Hammerstein’s Cinderella, if you prefer.)

This was the best.

this is the only version of cinderella that matters

donut-kun:

The proper response to street harassment

donut-kun:

The proper response to street harassment

comfortspringstation:

Sailing

Snailing.

comfortspringstation:

Sailing

Snailing.

Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

fuark-off:

and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult.
words that just left my lips and describe my current life. (via enjolrastopheles)